Raking leaves

How did the blonde break her arm while she was raking leaves?She fell out of the tree.

Two Blondes

Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver:''Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?'' The bus driver shakes his head and says,''No, I'm sorry.'' At this the other blonde leans inside, smiles, and twitters: ''Will it take ME ?'

Mercadies Blondes

There were these 2 blondes standing outside in a parking lot next to there Mercadies vehicle.They were locked out so they were trying to get the door open with a close hanger. The 1st blonde said," You need to try harder. It's starting to rain and the top is down!"

How do you know when a blondes been in your refrigator?

When there's lip stick on the cucumbers.

I Think...

In a bathroom in New York somewhere, if you tell a lie you disapear. A Brunette walks into the bathroom. "I am the Hottest girl in New York!" POOF she disappeared. A red headed girl walks into the bathroom. "I am the smartest girl in New York!!" POOF she disappeared. A blonde walks in the bathroom. "I Think..." POOF she disappears.

A blonde goes to the shop

One day a blonde girl went to the shop. she was 15 years old. When she went in she said to the manager "whats bread, jam, rolls and buns and where are they". The manager replies "are you dumb or something oh I should of known your a blonde I guess your shopping for your mum what you gonna do when your older if you don't know what this stuff is." The blonde replies "I beg your pardon I don't get what you mean". He replies "I am not repeating it, you should listen, not be so dumb like you blonde's are" The blonde girl goes home and tells her mum what was said her mum replies "well what do you expect acting like your dumb your a smart girl". She replies "well I thought he would of known I was a smart blonde but he was fooled by it but I didn't manage to get your stuff".